The Berkeley Carroll Blotter

Bernie Frishberg
This is Bernie's first year on the Blotter, where she writes harrowingly specific, yet ominously vague horoscopes, which are 100% accurate 100% of the time, except when they're not, which is often. Her zodiac sign is Sagittarius, though she's fifteen minutes away from being a Capricorn. Outside of the Blotter, Bernie can sometimes be found in the cookies aisle of Key Food, staring vacantly at the Chips Ahoy. She collects music boxes and religious pamphlets and aspires to memorize the birthdays of everyone in the Upper School.

Bernie Frishberg, Social Media Coordinator