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Recent News Stories

Berkeley Carroll Streets Torn Up by City Construction Project

February 3, 2022

A walk to Berkeley Carroll, formerly pleasant and leafy, surrounded by trees and brownstones, has become...

Bored Apes and CrypToads: The Official Blotter Guide to NFTs

November 16, 2021

How much would you pay for a JPEG of a pixelated frog known as a CrypToad? Or a chain-smoking chimp called...

Rank ‘Em Up: Ranked Choice Explained

June 9, 2021

The upcoming New York Democratic mayoral primary, which usually determines the eventual victor of the...

(Mental) Spring Cleaning: The Woes of Seasonal Depression

Recent Student Life Stories

The Senioritis Epidemic – Ruining the Lives of Berkeley Carroll Seniors

May 7, 2022

A new pandemic is upon us, and it’s ruining the lives of teenagers across the nation. Experts (such...

April 23, 2022

  On March 1st, 2022, Berkeley Carroll announced that the school will go mask-optional on March...

$1-$20 Lunch Recommendations!

April 23, 2022

  Absolutely everyone is guilty of falling into lunch ruts. We circle between the same two to...

$1-$20 Lunch Recommendations!

Recent Opinion Stories

SRD Reality Show Poised to Make Waves

April 8, 2022

On the first day of 11th-grade SRD, Dr. Gentile told us that he would be grading our results objectively....

The After Hours of After Hours: The Weeknd’s Dawn FM Review

January 18, 2022

In November 2019, Abel Makkonen Tesfaye, known to the world as the Weeknd, released what would become...

The Pressing Issue of Senior Nap Time

December 3, 2021

Let me start by saying this is not supposed to be funny. This is a serious issue. Among countless others,...

Jump Ropes, Wigs, and Omicron: Legally Blonde (The Musical)

Recent Arts and Entertainment Stories

How Has Remote Learning Impacted the Berkeley Carroll Theater Program? A Recap of the 2020 – 2021 Season

May 9, 2021

The fall season shared two fully remote productions; the Middle School musical and the Upper School play...

May 5, 2021

As many of our readers may know, the Junior Variety Show is an annual event (and a prom-funding rite-of-passage)...

March 2, 2021

I have to say, this year’s Superbowl commercials were....unique. Yes, that’s the right word. Parodies...